Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
i've taken characters from every major shipwrecked production, and pitted them against each other! as we've all learned from poe party, don't do murder. therefore whoever loses will be, in mary kate's words, "politely pushed aside". (from craftversations)
to qualify for this, each character had to be named, have a line, and appear in multiple episodes, with the exception of gilded lily characters (altho they're coming back for the greater gadsby!!!) and those from shorts and stuff like that. others were cut because i could only use 32 characters, so im sorry if i cut ur favorite, i promise it had nothing to do with the actual character
if there's a one tie, then i will redo that match. if theres more than one, the pairs of the tied groups will be randomly mixed up and redone.
there will be 32 characters from headless, poe party, gilded lily, little vvomen, and a book by its cover.
the more each poll gets reblogged, the better results we can get. you don't have to, but it'll help with the polls. lmk if u have any questions
How fun! Go vote!
since Headless has been propulsing me into the world of Dungeons and Dragons recently I think it's only fair that D&D fans keep that a two way street and get into Headless right this minute, it's the right thing to do, guys, just give it a watch, Matt Mercer plays a great fucking pirate, Krystina Arielle plays the sweetest, warmest mayor's assistant you've ever seen in your life, Ginny Di plays a spooky ghost child, they're so talented in this and it's a great story you should watch immediately
…before leaving the house, take a photo of your stove and oven dials—or your thermostat, or your iron, or anything else you worry about accidentally leaving on. If your brain starts to play the “Did I really turn it off” game, you can simply tap your photo app and see for yourself
Reblogging to save a life
this is a good strategy
I can imagine this being incredibly helpful for some people with OCD, as well as folks like me with anxiety disorders combined with ADHD (so lack of executive function which leads to frequently forgetting things which leads to legitimizing the fears from the anxiety since a lot of the time I DID forget The Thing…)
Psst. I have a hot tip for people annoyed by the never leaving NEW flag on the merch shop.
Download the uBlock Origin extension (it's great). Firefox, Chrome
Then! Right click on the store icon, it'll bring up a menu, go down to 'Block Element'
Once you click that, it'll bring up this menu on the bottom right of your screen, select 'pick'
Then you use the little picker to hover just so over the new flag until it's outlined in red and click it:
Once that's selected, go back down to the box at the bottom right and hit create.
Now do a little dance because it's gone, gone, GONE!
Actually, with Free File it’s FREE
No $12 fee
That’s the point of free
If you make less than an income threshold you get to file for FREE using various softwares that are REQUIRED to be and stay free or they lose the license to work with the IRS as part of the Free File program
If you make more than that threshold you can file for FREE using the Free File Fillable Forms where you type in numbers and click “do the math” and the website does all your math for you
Also fuck turbotax, I’m not even allowed to use it because it’s inaccurate enough that I’d get fired since Congress mandated all IRS employees’ taxes need to be PERFECT as a condition of employment
[ID: tweet from Max Berger @maxberger:
I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won’t tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. /end]
